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Zelda solves your problems!

Post any problem here, and let the Magnificent Zelda give you a short yet strangely compelling answer!

(See also: Puzzle Bunny)

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(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:16 pm (UTC)
Xanthe, distressed lover says:
My boyfriend conned me! What should I do?
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:17 pm (UTC)
Zelda The Magnificent says:
That's awful. The only appropriate response is to condemn him.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
Yuri, harried general says:
The enemy caught me by surprise with their raid last night!
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:37 pm (UTC)
Zelda The Magnificent says:
Perhaps you should invest in a radar?
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
Anna, dizzy debutante says:
When I go dancing, I keep getting spun around too fast!
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:37 pm (UTC)
Brian, aspiring actor says:
I'm stuck on the coast of this dull country and can't get my big break!
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:38 pm (UTC)
Cathy, hasty chef says:
I can't figure out how to cook dill!
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:38 pm (UTC)
Dan, introverted student says:
The rest of my dorm keep coming into my room.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:38 pm (UTC)
Ethel, frustrated dieter says:
I know I should eat more bran, but I can't stand it!
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:39 pm (UTC)
Francis, perplexed researcher says:
No matter what I measure, the reading's always 1 Ohm.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:39 pm (UTC)
Gloria, vexed tennis player says:
I need to find somewhere to practice my lob.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:39 pm (UTC)
Harriet, nervous swimmer says:
I'm scared of that fin in the pool.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:40 pm (UTC)
Ian, idle hand says:
I'm wondering what to do with my grandfather's axe.
scribb1e
Mar. 10th, 2010 05:51 pm (UTC)
O Zelda, can every even integer greater than two be expressed as the sum of two primes?
(Anonymous)
Mar. 10th, 2010 06:01 pm (UTC)
Zelda The Magnificent says:
Most of them can... but even the Magnificent Zelda might not be quite canny enough to know if all of them can. Hope that's okay.
cartesiandaemon
Mar. 11th, 2010 02:47 pm (UTC)
I remember once someone at school said his coin seemed to answer any question correctly with "heads" for yes and "tails" for no. I asked "the next time you toss the coin, will it come up tails?" and he proceeded to toss it twice with different results, and then say "see!" :)
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