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Accidental zeugma

Shortly before leaving for work this morning, I said to Rachael, "I must brush my teeth and away!" We then proceeded to wonder whether this was a zeugma[1] or not. Clearly I didn't mean "I must brush my teeth and then I must brush away". But we concluded that it actually was a zeugma, distributed over "must": since "away" doesn't work as a verb on its own, but only as part of the phrase "I must away".

The pleasing part about this was that it was entirely unintentional on my part. Not that I didn't mean to say that - I did say precisely what I meant - but that my subconscious constructed the zeugma without any conscious intervention by me.

So, what fun zeugmas have other people encountered / said?

[1]Zeugma, to simplify, is when one word (like a verb) gets applied to multiple objects, particularly in a way such that the meaning of the single word changes when applied to the different objects. The classic example is three lines from Flanders and Swann's Madeira, M'Dear:
...He said, as he hastened to put out the cat, the wine, his cigar and the lamps...
[...]
She lowered her standards by raising her glass, her courage, her eyes, and his hopes.
[...]
When he asked, "What in Heaven?" she made no reply, up her mind, and a dash for the door!
Well, at least, that's how I'm using it. Wikipedia seems to have changed its mind recently on what counts as a zeugma and what counts as a syllepsis. I'm not that bothered about the technical distinction between the two, so I'm using "zeugma" throughout this post.